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White House Marketing Inc.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
(202) 456-1111
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White House Marketing, Inc. is the preeminent leader in US media relations, global marketing, and the owner of Brand America. Our team of over a million employees keep America running - literally.

Our clients include the Federal government and over 300 million citizens. We manage enormous budgets and we're not afraid to spend to get the results we need. Whether its roads and bridges, healthcare, education, "market research", or sending men to space, we have reach and influence beyond any other agency you can imagine.

Every four years or so we change out our management team to keep things fresh. This process is expensive, time consuming, and usually very annoying, but it does involve us spending a lot of money to advertise, conduct polling, and manage a very costly marketing process.

Good news - we're hiring! If you're looking for a lucrative new role with significant responsibility, and you're not afraid of loosing any sense of privacy for you and your extended family, then come join our team! You'll enjoy extensive travel, lots of public exposure, and the ability to directly influence the lives of everybody you know, whether they like it or not. Note: The interview process can be difficult, but we're very flexible on experience. It's all about having the right attitude at White House Marketing!

Ongoing Events: 
New CEO!
Big Event Next Week! Open to the Public!
Friday, January 20, 2017 - 21:00 to Saturday, January 21, 2017 - 11:00
We're having a few people over to celebrate the appointment of our new CEO, all welcome rain or shine! Outdoors, so dress warm. The New Guy is going to shake this up, and we think a few media peeps might come along too, they seem very interested. Don't worry if you can't make it, the New Guy will definitely keep you updated on social!
New Spicey Flavor!
Press Meetings are back!
Monday, February 13, 2017 - 22:00
We're back with our regular press meetings at Head Office, and they're proving to be very exciting! Our new press secretary, Sean Spicer, is living up to his name - all cayenne pepper and jalapeno, this guy! The new CEO is paying close attention, and we'd recommend you reference his executive orders on Twitter for more details and the "facts." (For future reference, we're defaulting to air-quoting "facts" in all new correspondence, and please defer to our CEO for the final word on all matters related to said "facts"). Please remember the Rules of the House: (1) Everything is on the record, except when it isn't, (2) We're right, check your so-called "facts", and (3) The so-called media is phony and biased, unless they're flattering the CEO in which case they're true patriots. Enjoy!
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White House Marketing used to be very difficult to deal with after everyone thought we "stole" the Ukrainian account. Then the old CEO got very upset when he thought we'd got too involved in the "creative direction" with the Syrian agency. Really.

The New Guy is VERY accommodating. The EU and UN agency networks are looking fragile, so look forward to a closer relationship. We have it on very good authority that the CEO will welcome any chance to remains on friendly terms.